you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
the only thing that i accomplished so far this year is that i learned how to make smoke rings
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.
trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.
this is so god damn important
i haven’t had a crush on someone in like 5 years and i don’t know if this is a good or bad thing??