My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
ive watched this so many times
u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD
"It’s like the pot calling the kettle sneaky."
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
i might have an actual date this week with an actual guy that asked for my number??
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
sometimes i want to post selfies but can’t think of a good caption and don’t post them after all but today i don’t give a fuck
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk